Six-word book descriptions

[cos]

Alice posted this elsewhere:
"Describe your favorite book in exactly six words. And we can guess which it is!
mine: a dude hates a big whale."

I can't pick one favorite book, but I wrote six-word summaries of several of my favorites:

1. Bear leads king's rise and fall


2. Layered loops of logic form thought


3. War distraction to sneakily destroy ring


4. Wildlife links mountain strangers' love lives


5. Europeans' militarism escalates far beyond expectations


6. Doors lead to adventure under London


7. Warning: Factory cuts trees animals need


8. Injured brains work in bizarre ways!


9. Teens transported to sinister Escheresque place

What's your favorite book in six words?

Comments

[irina ostrovskaya (from livejournal.com)]

what are the books?????????

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

We're supposed to guess! I have some guesses...

[ceelove.livejournal.com]

3. Return of the King
6. Neverwhere
7. The Lorax

[cos]

Right on all three

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

2. Godel, Escher, Bach ?
8. The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat ?

[cos]

Yes and yes.