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cos ([personal profile] cos) wrote2005-06-01 04:35 pm

reunion show

My freshman year at Brandeis, there was a very good all-male a capella quartet on campus called The Justones (the University is named after Justice Brandeis, so the mascot is "the justice"). Many of us enjoyed their performances, and then they graduated and were gone.

Also at Brandeis was a sketch comedy troupe called Boris' Kitchen. At one of their shows, a year or maybe two after the Justones graduated, they announced a halftime act: The Monotones. Four guys got up on stage and proceeded to perform very enthusiastic, fully choreographed versions of a capella standards YMCA and Blue Moon ... all in monotone! Complete with the rockstar moves and everything.

Over the next few years, the Monotones were a staple of big Boris' Kitchen shows, and a favorite of the audiences. And then they, too, graduated and were gone.

This past Sunday evening, at Kriss and Jon's wedding, the DJ put on "Ice Ice Baby", and a small host of former Boris' Kitchen members did Steve's buttdance, another Boris' Kitchen staple of that era - and led by Steve himself, buttdancing right up front. I instantly thought: "the perfect followup to this would be a Monotones performance!"

I mentioned that to Steve, and he laughed. But then I thought, waitaminnit, maybe all the Monotones are here! So I went to Jon, himself a Boris' Kitchen alum, and suggested it. He thought it highly unlikely that we could convince them to perform, but yes, indeed, all four Monotones were present. (For good measure, I also poked Erica and she tried her charms on some of them :)

When the DJ put YMCA on, the four of them were huddled in the back, talking to each other, but they did not spring forth and perform. I thought that was it, they'd considered it, but as Jon had said, they probably weren't going to do anything.

And then, several songs later, Jon called everyone to attention, and introduced... as soon as he said the word "quartet" I knew what was coming up and got a front row position. We got one song, Blue Moon, in wonderful monotone. The first, and perhaps the only, Monotones performance in this century.

[identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com 2005-06-01 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Sadly, I didn't actually try my charms on any of them. Guess I didn't have to, though.

*dies over the Monotones all over again*

And, you know, I'd totally forgotten about the Justones. :-)

[identity profile] greenlily.livejournal.com 2005-06-01 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
      
the monotones are love
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[identity profile] murph-grrl.livejournal.com 2005-06-01 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh the monotones!

Ohhhh Steve's butt dance!

Oh my! Sea monkeys!

[identity profile] griffinick.livejournal.com 2005-06-01 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And I missed it!!!!!
*Swoon*
I miss the Monotones.

[identity profile] macychick.livejournal.com 2005-06-01 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Just to let you know I fixed the link to my folk festival quiz.

[identity profile] macychick.livejournal.com 2005-06-02 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought I was already, but maybe I accidentally deleted it? I will sign on again!

[identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com 2005-06-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
p.s. it's Jon, not John. :-)
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[personal profile] skreeky 2005-06-02 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)




-Your Borisian by marriage

[identity profile] warren8472.livejournal.com 2005-06-07 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Just when I thought it was safe to go back to Brandeis... ('95 Reunion this weekend. Woo hoo.)

Well, the Monotones appear to have outlasted Spur Of The Moment, at least for the, er, moment.

Brandeis's mascot is an owl, and the teams are called the Judges, btw.

[identity profile] warren8472.livejournal.com 2005-06-11 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I still don't really believe in the owl thing. It was some senior class that decided to hold a new mascot contest, sometime while I was there (early 90s maybe)? There was a vote and the owl won. It seemed rather arbitrary for me. How do you choose a mascot with a big campuswide vote?

I believe the vote occured soon after after I graduated (I'm '95), and there wasn't exactly a massive turnout to rock said vote. I think a lot of people were confused, since we hadn't had a walking costumed mascot in so long and nobody understood the owl connection. (I still don't.) I have nothing against an owl as a mascot per se, but I'm on campus right now (posting from a lounge in this new monstrosity of a Student Center), seeing the costume first-hand, and seeing the many Reunion staffers' t-shirts with the drawing on them... and man is it lame. What a wimpy-ass mascot. It's not tough-looking, nor is it goofy; it's just... eh. If the costume had talons and piercing eyes, maybe I'd buy it, but it really comes across-- especially this weekend-- as if it was designed to pose with the alumni's children. At least a stylized Judge would've been fun for everyone. (If I have to choose between my almae mater[s?], I'll take Sebastian the Ibis any day of the week.)