DevOps Jesus

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Sysadmin/hacker/geek-ish people: You may want to follow devops_jesus on twitter. Some of my favorites so far:

I never ascended bodily to Heaven - 1st century Judeans didn't understand what "migrating to the Cloud" meant.

The founder of Christianity abruptly quit the project so the documentation had to be written by a community of volunteers.

For those who don't know, #php is the technology that the Sodom and Gomorrah Tourist Board's website was built in.

Keep your teams small. I know from experience that even adding a twelfth member can destroy the dynamic.

The best thing about being born of a virgin is not having to deal with your parents having had sex.
The best thing about being a #devop is not having to deal with your colleagues having had sex.