mock spam challenge

[cos]

I challenge you all to write up a mock spam, expanding on the following theme:
"Portugal , you are a registered member of the Coalition of the Willing. This is an opt-in list [...]"

Combine your experience with all that "opt-in" spam, the Bush administration's coalition-inflation, and the fine new tradition of political mock spam, to entertain us all.

Comments

[goljerp]

Portugal, you are a registered member of the Coalition of the Willing. This is an opt-in list. Only Nations which have signed up to have larger, more fulfilling foreign-aid distributions are recieving this E-mail. Foreign aid is 100% natural, and is guaranteed to inflate your southern regions and make your intercourse with other nations last longer.

If you no longer wish to be a registered member, please click on the following link to become the hated enemy of the United States and have your national products renamed by a bored rubber-stamping congress who have nothing better to do with their time.
http://www.unitedstates.gov/countries/evil/I%20no%20longer%20want%20foreign%20aid%but%20want%to%20be%ridiculed.htm

[emilyrose.livejournal.com]

Cos, this a prime example of why you are one of my favorite people. :)