dead bunnies are much fun - in theory

[cos]

The Dead Bunny Conjecture.

What is it? You get to make it up. Explain or describe it to me.
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Dead Bunny Conjecture

[yeshivaboy.livejournal.com]

If you're about to go on a date with someone that you can imagine beheading a bunny and then boiling it in your kitchen, even when they're very drunk, or you've done something that could be considered very bad... don't go on the date. On the flip side, if there is a dead pet bunny boiling on the stove in your kitchen... one can conjecture that this advice was not taken.

Re: Dead Bunny Conjecture

[bouncingleaf.livejournal.com]

What about someone who already engages in this gruesome practice in his/her own kitchen? That person may have found a soulmate.