dead bunnies are much fun - in theory

[cos]

The Dead Bunny Conjecture.

What is it? You get to make it up. Explain or describe it to me.
(post your entry before reading anyone else's, unless you're stuck)

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[also-huey.livejournal.com]

The Dead Bunny Conjecture: all symbolic logic problems become both more funny and easier to understand if you replace one of the objects in it with a dead bunny.

[cos]

Sounds credible, though unsubtle :)

[blimix.livejournal.com]

The Dead Bunny Conjecture states that you can tell whether you are dealing with a human or with a dragon (in human form) by telling it a story about a dead bunny, then observing whether they sadden or salivate. Though widely accepted, it retains the term "Conjecture" because of the difficulty and danger of thorough testing.

[greenmouse.livejournal.com]

The Dead Bunny Conjecture was a radically new approach to modern politics. Democrats, sickened by their party's nominee choices felt that a dead bunny could probably do the job better than their current president or any of the nominees. Startlingly, the Republicans felt very strongly that a dead bunny would be preferable to any of the democratic candidates, and that anyone after the current leader would be able to at least continue his work. When the idea was suggested at 3 am over coffee and pie at a local Denny's, the campaign work began in earnest on both sides. The Dead Bunny for President campaign was the most successful in history because of a startling voter turnout and the fact that for once, both parties agreed. Even the Green Party favored the Dead Bunny as a candidate, saying that he was biodegradable and doing his part for the environment.

However, when the Dead Bunny's running mate was announced, the whole thing really hit the fan. Although 100% of Americans agreed that a Dead Bunny could do at least as good a job, if not better, of running the country, they were not going to vote for the Dead Bunny and My Five Year Old Nephew ticket.

Dead Bunny Conjecture

[yeshivaboy.livejournal.com]

If you're about to go on a date with someone that you can imagine beheading a bunny and then boiling it in your kitchen, even when they're very drunk, or you've done something that could be considered very bad... don't go on the date. On the flip side, if there is a dead pet bunny boiling on the stove in your kitchen... one can conjecture that this advice was not taken.

[sauergeek.livejournal.com]

The original rabbit test for pregnancy would be an ideal Dead Bunny Conjecture.

[kythec.livejournal.com]

Dead Bunny Conjecture:

Like all good conjectures, it is named for either the creator of the conjecture or the object about which it is conjecturing. Seeing as dead bunnies are not bloody likely to be espousing theories for us from the great hereafter, I posit that the conjecture must have something to do with the business of dead bunnies. Having said that, let us take into consideration the nature of dead bunnies so that positing might ensue.

1. Dead bunnies might be the result of pregnancy tests.


2. Dead bunnies might be considered a delicacy.


3. Dead bunnies are downright hilarious in the context of dark humour.


4. Dead bunnies are slowly invading the British Parliament.


5. Dead bunnies are a good source of novelty keepsakes that fool the rubes into believing that good fortune is upon them.

Such good choices. Hmm... One of these, however, clearly stands out from the rest. Therefore, I proclaim that the Dead Bunny Conjecture indicates that as one is developing a strategic long-term plan of financial investment, one not rely too heavily upon a dead bunny portfolio, for fear ruination. Instead, one ought diversify one's holding to include other species of game, and perhaps--dare I suggest it--moderate-risk real estate development projects.

dead bunny humor

[cos]

Dead bunnies are downright hilarious in the context of dark humour.

Ahh, indeed, the bunny suicides - how could I forget.

[cos]

Nifty, a conjecture of a different genre than I was expecting - this one is alternate history.

Re: Dead Bunny Conjecture

[bouncingleaf.livejournal.com]

What about someone who already engages in this gruesome practice in his/her own kitchen? That person may have found a soulmate.

[estheruth.livejournal.com]

esther eat bunny. esther eat live bunny RAW!!
Then bunny dead.

Not bunny-related

[gconnor.livejournal.com]

I sent you an email sometime yesterday asking you to change a DNS record. Did you receive it? If so could you reply to it just to let me know you got it?

You can take your time implementing if you want, but just let me know you received it OK and if not I can send it again..

[cos]

Someone not on LJ suggested:
"Dead Bunnies at morning, sailors take warning!
Dead Bunnies at night, sailor's delight!"

Bunnies Deconstructed

[diatom.livejournal.com]

As is widely-understood, the generic bunny has elevated levels of cuteons in its bloodstream, and permeating its person and aura, increasing its protection from Bad Nasties and other troublesome phenomena.

Unfortunately, when one comes upon a quantity of deceased bunnies, the cuteon factor is generally no longer active. Occasionally cuteons will remain, if the bunnies appear alseep, gently resting against a pillow of clover, say, but if blood or bunny guts is visible, the cuteons are no match for the bewildering effect of decomposition.

In the time-lapse video art of Sam Taylor-Wood, we watch a deceased hare hanging poignantly from the wall, with its foot nailed in place. The hare is posed as wall art, above a large dark wooden table displaying one green apple.

Watching the hare picture is a mystical experience: at first it appears we are watching a still photo. After the initial surprise at watching the hare's belly fur apparently roll in waves, one realizes, slowly, that in fact the changes must be a result of decomposers, slowly eating away the flesh. The time-lapse video is set so fast that one cannot see any of the gruesome maggots or real-time flesh-rotting, and the entire experience seems rather comical. As hair and flesh fall away, and the hare is left as a pile of fur and clean bones, one notices that the apple that has been sitting on the table all this time is wholly unaffected.

With the aid of time-lapse video, Taylor-Wood captures the awe of a biological recycling process, while allowing the viewer to maintain the illusion of cuteon intactness. Through reconceptualization, the artist has finally brought a shred of dignity to the otherwise wholesale loss of respect for the dead bunny phenomenon, and perhaps leaves the audience to contemplate use of cuteons in a subjective context, referencing both one's self as consumer, and the desired object of cuteon application, whether furry or skeletal.

[ladydraykona.livejournal.com]

The Dead Bunny Conjecture is a gathering of anthropromorphized rabbits who befriend other small woodland creatures, and play Zombies (http://www.twilightcreationsinc.com/zombies/).

[ladydraykona.livejournal.com]

lmao. I know people who would use this. and people who play orcs who wouldn't understand it...