dead bunnies are much fun - in theory

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The Dead Bunny Conjecture.

What is it? You get to make it up. Explain or describe it to me.
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Dead Bunny Conjecture:

Like all good conjectures, it is named for either the creator of the conjecture or the object about which it is conjecturing. Seeing as dead bunnies are not bloody likely to be espousing theories for us from the great hereafter, I posit that the conjecture must have something to do with the business of dead bunnies. Having said that, let us take into consideration the nature of dead bunnies so that positing might ensue.

1. Dead bunnies might be the result of pregnancy tests.


2. Dead bunnies might be considered a delicacy.


3. Dead bunnies are downright hilarious in the context of dark humour.


4. Dead bunnies are slowly invading the British Parliament.


5. Dead bunnies are a good source of novelty keepsakes that fool the rubes into believing that good fortune is upon them.

Such good choices. Hmm... One of these, however, clearly stands out from the rest. Therefore, I proclaim that the Dead Bunny Conjecture indicates that as one is developing a strategic long-term plan of financial investment, one not rely too heavily upon a dead bunny portfolio, for fear ruination. Instead, one ought diversify one's holding to include other species of game, and perhaps--dare I suggest it--moderate-risk real estate development projects.

dead bunny humor

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Dead bunnies are downright hilarious in the context of dark humour.

Ahh, indeed, the bunny suicides - how could I forget.